sapirucha

ok guys, i've officially moved out of this account...it's sad, i liked this name XD
however, it was full of crap. if you're still interested in my work (can't see why you would be, but hey):


i won't be deleting this account, but i won't check in much, if at all.

thanks muchly guys x

Team Jacob? Seriously?

so, following a conversation with mah dearest wife , we came to the conclusion that people on DA are PERVERTS.

seriously.

all the shittiest, most untalented artists have like a million pageviews. why?
because their work is either:
-artistic nudes (porn)
-yaoi (pretty gay porn)
or
-anthro (SICK DISGUSTING BESTIALITY DOG PORN)

(at this point i would like to point out some exceptios:



)

COME ON PEOPLE
does talent count for nothing any more??

rant over

thankee v. mutch


PS. if you have decided to comment to tell me i'm a hater, or prejudiced, or jealous, or that i shouldn't insult people's work like that-
GO TO HELL.
GO STRAIGHT TO HELL.
DO NOT PASS GO.
DO NOT COLLECT $200.

personal opinion, perfectly entitled to it, just as you're entitled to yours. if you LIKE dog porn, go look at it. whatever floats your boat.

i am gutted to discover that the guy that everyone hated three years ago, the geeky, annoying teacher's pet no-one could stand, is officially now more popular than me.
i have all these friends, in orchestra, boxing, wherever- except my own frickin' year group.
MY SCHOOL SUCKS.
IT'S OFFICIAL.

anyway, aside from that sorry business, i am going vegan for Lent (by Lent i mean one, maybe two weeks...i can already foresee the growing frustration that will soon enough culminate in a carnivorous Meat Fest).
I CAN'T EAT CHOCOLATES, PPL! or drink milk D:

oh, and another interesting/totally boring note: i am now starting to use Photoshop Elements, for no reason than simple boredom and curiosity. and if would be so kind as to come over some day and show me how to, i'd be more than happy to download Sai too

i'm trying to draw something worthwhile, and i think it's safe to say i'm failing quite miserably. NEVER FEAR, i'm sure Marcus' legs will sort themselves out soon enough...

sdwelmrei4nvlj,skldfgk

ARTISTIC FAIL.



for now though (it's exactly half past 1 in the morning, folks):
CIAO xox

Stole this from someone... i'm in a What-the-hell-why-not mood ^.^

1. YOUR REAL NAME:
Ashley

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)
Ashizzle? i dont think so ¬_¬

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)
Teal Cat  (wth? XD )

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)
Sanas (WHICH SURNAME? i have 3 D: )

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink)
Scarlet Milkshake (i'm sure my name will strike fear into the hearts of wrong-doers...)

6. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name then last three letters of your last name)
this feels racist, somehow...

Sufeeyrtu


7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (both parents middle name)
MY PARENTS DON'T HAVE MIDDLE NAMES....let's go with first names:
Lisa Leon

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets)
Black Frida (pet, sister, same thing...)

9. NINJA NAME: (First two letters of your first name added with Ruto)
Asruto

10. PIRATE NAME: (Your middle name after the word Captain)
Captain Fernanda



MY NAMES FAIL XD